Available 7 Days/Week       MON - FRI  8am - 7pm       SAT - SUN  10am – 6pm
Call us (786) 755-7400
Apply Now

KEYS HUMOR: TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR AIRLINE CUSTOMER SERVICE TO CALL BACK

Have you called your favorite airline lately? If so, you likely heard something like, “Due to heavy call volume, wait times are currently longer than normal. Rather than wait on hold, we can call you back in the order you called. Your current wait time is … nine hours.”

We can’t make this stuff up. Even after a busy holiday travel weekend, this is still the current recording that most airlines are happy to offer. But do not fret. Always here to help (and offer some hands-on experience) the Keys Weekly has a solution to your wait time woes. Here are…

The Top 10 Things You Can Do While Waiting For Airline Customer Service to Call Back 

10. Complete that 50,000-piece puzzle of the Sistine Chapel that your jackass neighbor regifted you last Christmas. 

9. Watch a Judd Apatow film in almost all of its entirety. 

8. #Titos 

7. Tell your wife you’ll need a quiet place to wait on hold for the next eight hours as you relocate to Shanna Key. 

6. Post your disapproval on social media while tagging an airline who could give two shits. 

5. Rewatch the last two seasons of GOT and when someone from the airline finally calls back, insist they refer to you as “Lord of the North” as you demand an upgrade to Comfort Plus. 

4. Call your mother back. 

3. Create a podcast series and title it, “I would rather eat burnt hair than try to reach customer service at an airline right now.” 

2. Learn a foreign language, so you can leave a hateful review in both English and Mandarin. 

1. Binge-read an archive of your local weekly paper’s incredibly stupid Top 10s. 

The post KEYS HUMOR: TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR AIRLINE CUSTOMER SERVICE TO CALL BACK appeared first on Florida Keys Weekly Newspapers.

Florida Keys Weekly

#floridakeys, #upperfloridakeys, #upperkeys, #upperkeysmortgage, The Tops

*Assumes 2.799% APR, 20% down payment, and conforming 30-year fixed rate first mortgage on a single family, primary residence. The monthly payment you enter includes only principal and interest. Additional required amounts such as taxes, insurance, home owner association dues, assessments, mortgage insurance premiums, flood insurance or other such required payments should also be considered. Not all individuals will qualify for a mortgage loan based on the payment entered. Rates cited are for instructional purposes only; current rates are subject to change at any time without notice.  **Posted APR is based on Mortgage Assumptions
 
Copyright © 2021 Fidelity Home Group supports Equal Housing Opportunity | All Right Reserved  | NMLS Identifier 1834853. Fidelity Home Group is not affiliated with the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) or the Federal Housing Administration (FHA). Not intended for legal or financial advice, consult your own professionals if such advice is sought. Accessibility Statement  | Consent to Receive Electronic Loan Documents  |  Cookies Policy   |  Disclosures  | Email and Mobile PolicyFair Lending Policy  |  Mortgage Assumptions  |  NMLS Consumer Access  |  Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Use 

Florida Keys Mortgage | Fidelity Home Group
2011 Flagler Ave, Key West, FL 33040

Hours of Operation:

Monday - Friday 8am to 7pm EST
Saturday - Sunday 10am to 6 pm EST